meal plan 

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

meal plan by Dr. g December 7, 2014

Meal plan? Thank you!! 

A repetitive phrase said by the cashier at Lakeside Diner at Georgia Southern University.

When I went to pay for my philly cheese steak, the cashier excitedly exclaimed, "Meal plan? Thank you!!!".

Meal plan? Thank you!! by borinqueno90 May 31, 2009

meal plan karma 

When you eat like a fat-ass earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. See also Maruchan Brahmin.

Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and halfs are the way to go."

Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."

meal plan karma by Ivan A. Fuchs March 12, 2014

A Mans Meal Plan 

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

A Mans Meal Plan by Doobie87 July 17, 2017