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Nipple pinchie 

Pronounced "nippol pinchie" or just "nipple pinchie" while frowning with mouth and smiling with eyes and using a high pitched tone/baby talk (replacing r's with w) in preceding sentences.

A nipple pinchie is when someone twists a persons nipples to produce pleasurable pain in sexual circumstances. It is the same as a nipple twist or a blue tit only that it's an easier term to use when asking for someone to twist your nipples since the ridiculous sounding nature and seeming whimsicality of the word gives opportunity for a segue from being serious to pretending to be joking if used with the right pronunciation . That way you can always say that you were just kidding if the girl you're with isn't into that kind of shit.
In bed.
Mike: Babe, Im hungwy fow youw lowe. Give nipple pinchie?
Angela: Are you serious?
Mike: Pfft, of course not. (segue)
Nipple pinchie by Nipplepinchie November 19, 2014
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Nipplepincher 

A very annoying person who sees that someones nipples are out and decides to pinch them and laugh hysterically
Tittie twister” 🤣 is what a nipplepincher would say
Nipplepincher by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026