Pull a Craig

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

by MadTrad February 23, 2022

Pull a Craig

To leave completely unannounced and without anyone realizing.

Where did richard go? Did he pull a craig?

by Bubbalukecrash May 22, 2011

Pull a Craig

Telling your team-members that you will be leaving to get some rest … and never actually coming back effectively leaving them on their own. Named after a computer programmer, who has pulled this trick numerous times.

About 12 hours into the Hackathon Robyn decided to pull a Craig leaving his other team members to the late realization that they are now without a back-end developer.

by Bericender November 11, 2014

pull a craig

when you fuck up something that is almost impossible to fuck up or when your a slave to your bitch

oh man he Steve better not pull a craig or else im gonna kick him right in the chops

by cccccccccccccccc March 16, 2007

Pulled A Craig

Got absolutely twatted and fell asleep, ruining any plans.

Jerome had many important tasks to do, but instead he pulled a Craig.

by Roy is a poor imigrant January 17, 2024

You pulling my craig

When someone is joshing you, or pulling a prank

“Are you pulling my craig”

by MaxxyP October 3, 2025