Skzing

The act of getting married; in the process of planning a wedding

Those two are skzing this summer and we can't bring dates!

Skzing by that2dude October 21, 2014

Non-skiing nation 

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.

Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.

Non-skiing nation by GretaGrease April 13, 2021

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing 

A Cross Country Skiing team, based in Stockholm, Sweden.

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing by I-T-B February 3, 2017

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

sight sizing 

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size

<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.

sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006

Nordic Skiing 

the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.

John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit

Nordic Skiing by Flava Fla May 10, 2011

canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.

Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

canadian water skiing by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016