spuz 

another word for jizz or cum

after suckking him off, steve spuzzed in her eye; aw man i spuzzed all over my national geogrpahic

spuz by The spuzman October 11, 2003

Spuz 

A synonym for male ejaculate.

Oh no! I got Spuz all over the sheets!

Spuz by Spuz McGee December 3, 2013

spuz 

Insult used on someone who said something stupid.

"Shut the fuck up you spuz"

spuz by a rather large spuz August 10, 2004

spuz 

sugar sprinkles

He coated the cupcakes with spuz.

spuz by nez August 3, 2003

Spuz Nuts

A retarded bloke with non mutant abilities(mutant.....a retardo that is really strong), and has a very small penis!

That guy that wouldn't sell me smokes at the servostation is a spuznut.
That guy that aborted my feotise is a spuznut!.
That guy i slept with has a minature dick. The Spuz Nuts

Spuz Nuts by Matty P ( P is for Penis) February 13, 2010

Spuz wad 

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

Spuz wad by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

Der Spuzmacher 

The Tapir assassin that waxed Hitler as referenced in harvey birdman attorney at law.

Ernie Devlin:"I gotta keep der spuzmacher off my back"

Birdman:"Who?"

Devlin:"Spuzmacher. the tapir assassin that waxed hitler. COMAANN!!"

Der Spuzmacher by xsaggyxfreshx October 10, 2008