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Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.
Person "1": Hey look at him, he's chugging that vodka bottle like it's water!
Person "2": Yeah, hes a nordlending. They can also survive everything you throw at them!
nordlending by Nordlending June 16, 2014
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Nordlending 

A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.
Fy faen der er det en nordlending.

Den nordlendingen er fra nord!

Marcus og martinius er nordlendinger.
Nordlending by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018
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