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ear plug 

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.
me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.

other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs

me: yeah its fucking awesome
ear plug by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009

ear plug 

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear
ear plug by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

alabama ear plug 

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.
alabama ear plug by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

The Ear Plug 

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"
The Ear Plug by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Mexican ear plug 

the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.
Mexican ear plug by jizz o man January 29, 2009

Ivory Ear Plug 

When a guy ejaculates in the ear of his partner causing a blockage in the opening of the ear.
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
Ivory Ear Plug by Jessie M October 12, 2006