The Octopus 

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

The Octopus by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

The octopus 

When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.

The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!

The octopus by Lemmrx December 15, 2016

The octopus 

The octopus.

When fucking a girl you insert your whole penis, your balls, and scrotum into her vagina. Variation is the Pacific octopus which is the same thing but in the ass.

I GAVE My wife the octopus last night...

The octopus by Benburgh November 2, 2015

The Octopus 

n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.

I got this girl in The Octopus last night.

You ready to feel The Octopus?

The Octopus by Double D, The Deep Dicker December 30, 2008

the octopus 

a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates

tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people

the octopus by wasteman1066 February 11, 2009

The Octopus 

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.

Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus

The Octopus by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011

the octopus 

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.

Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.

the octopus by spunk chops December 14, 2009