Clange 

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.

How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!

Clange by WhatWhatWhat April 27, 2014

clange spectrum 

the array of possible females that you would go for on entering a pub or club

hey dave the clange spectrum is looking a bit bleak here, lets move on to the next bar.

clange spectrum by clotsville July 23, 2013

Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017

changeling 

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.

changeling by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Be Bold for Change 

Be Bold for Change was the theme for International Women's Day in 2017 to rally every person, every woman, every man to take bold practical action to accelerate gender parity; to help women and girls to achieve their dreams; to value men's and women's contributions equally. It was a huge rallying cry for the Team USA Women’s National Hockey team who boycotted the 2017 world championships for fair pay, benefits, investment in youth hockey programs and equal financial support to the men’s team. USA Hockey and the USOC gave them equity hours before the championships began. They won gold.

Your daughter deserves to play hockey and to get paid equal to her brother. So support Be Bold For Change and make a difference.

Be Bold for Change by EmpressSquad August 28, 2017

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

clanker by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019