Ponus 

Stuffing one or more ponys up your anus for sexual pleasure. Pony + anus = Ponus

I got 3 millions ponys up my anus. And an anaconda. And a foot. I love ponus.

Ponus by Team Carrot November 11, 2013

Ponus 

A male ponytail

The man had to remember his long ponus every time he took a shit.

Ponus by estebonus January 3, 2017

ponus 

and old balding guy with long hair he wears in a ponytail -ie -penis and ponytail fusion

look at that old balding guys ponus -still trying to look cool

ponus by nasty mattress September 23, 2016

Ponus 

1. Something that makes an annoying noise for a long period of time.
2. Something you say when playing video games and you get a high score, headshot etc.

1. That idiot is being such a ponus! He won't shut up!

2. Ponus! I got a tactical nuke playing modern warfare 2!

Ponus by ravensdude June 12, 2010

ponus ridge middle school

Ponus has the most dirty ass bathroom while rodgers international is over there with white boys acting like they are good at sports let me name some Xx7jtacoxX Fakemossyirongollem dummas fatigue ponus look s like a trap house while rodgers lil stupid ass is the queens home

ponus ridge middle school = fakemossy fucking colton

ponus ridge middle school by tanush May 20, 2018

Ponus cake 

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.

He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.

Ponus cake by roroporo05 September 15, 2022

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011