Tinder

A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...

Kinda like real life

*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"

Tinder by JakeTheSnake5 March 27, 2015

Tinder

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.

Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!

Tinder by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

tinder

A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.

Dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.

tinder by manee September 25, 2014

Tinder

The Fuck App

Question:

"How can I get laid?"

Answer :
"Tinder"

Tinder by TinderBetch4Lyfe April 19, 2016

Tinder

Fuck boy central

That guy from tindertook me on several romantic dates but once we had sex he stopped messaging me.

Tinder by noshakinthecoconuts June 4, 2018

Tinder

Dating app. Tinder is the McDonalds for sex.

Nah, she's not my girlfriend, she's just a Tinder.

Tinder by Shakk September 19, 2013

Tinder

A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.

question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"

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Tinder by SweetDickTony April 13, 2014