Not many know that the word 'jobhair' actually was frequently used in the 18th century. A carpenter named Joe Bear from North
London branded himself a buffoon as he managed to trip, and fall up a flight of stairs. Thousands of
people were in hysterics once they found out. However, falling up stairs became more common, and someone who falls up a flight of stair would often laugh and say 'i've done a Joe Bear!'.
In the 19th century however, school children misunderstood the meaning of a 'Joe Bear', and began looseley using the term as an insult. over
time the meaning was lost, and so was the spelling.
More recently, as the first families where men had 'jobes' finally were exposed
people connected the insult 'jobhair' to the
type of penis - a 'jobe'. And to add, the families which passed down jobes to the younger generation, all had females with ginger hair - as you can see
everything seeminly connects. However, we know the true origins of 'jobhair' and we musnt ignore them.
incorrect use:
stefano: "look ma jobe bled!!! check it yeh!"
everyone else: "EUUURRRRRHH
MAN WTF U GOT SOME JOBE!!! LOOK AT DIS JOBHAIR EVERYONE!!!"
Correct Usage:
*after falling up a flight of stairs*
18th century
man: "oh, hah hah, ive done a Joe Bear!"
oter 18th century
man: "Ah yes, so you have"
