Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

by lane October 3, 2004

Fat Mike

Bassist and main vocalist for the freakin' awesome punk band NOFX. Owns a record label called Fat Wreck Chords, www.punkvoter.com, and hates George Bush and the American government with a passion (good for him! ^^ )

Listen to one of their cd's for an example.. o.O

by Z-chan June 4, 2004

Fat Mike

Bassist, lead vocals for band NOFX. Runs www.PunkVoter.com
Awesome guy

Fat Mike is an awesome guy.

by AlexOutbreak March 20, 2004

Fat Mike

A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche

Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks

by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004

Fat Mike

You are a hippie!
You smell like scum!

Fat Mike is a fat whore who spreads his fat boy ass-cheeks for $$$ for that fatass whore George Soros!

by you hippie douches December 28, 2005

Fat Mike

1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD

We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

by Captain Howdie October 18, 2007

Fat Mike

A punk rock God. Bow down to him.

Fat Mike owns you all.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008