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Acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself".
(while at library)

Bob- *tells joke*
Fred- ROFL
Aging librarian cunt- SHHHH!!
Fred- ROFLQTM
ROFLQTM by Mizar06 June 10, 2010
Related Words
rolling on floor laughing quietly to myself. - the state between LOL and LQTM
Ever so often, I find myself roflqtm when I'm chatting with my friend Patrick.
ROFLQTM by Sebastian Ortner December 19, 2008
Synonym for Rolling On the Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself

A combination of rofl and lqtm (laugh quitetly to myself) from one of Demitri Martin's jokes

can be used in place of rofl or lol
- A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"

- ROFLQTM
roflqtm by Katherine S. March 7, 2008

ROFLQTMMFAO 

"Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abbrevations I've ever seen.
To use with moderation.
- And so, what is your religion man?
- WoW
- ROFLQTMMFAO
- Really??
ROFLQTMMFAO by LLN December 30, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026