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glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it
Just damn Gorgeous. (referring to a woman)
You're so gorgeously gorgified!
Gorgified by SouloCutz May 14, 2009

Glorified Acquaintance 

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.
to be goon-like; very cool; something that would appeal to a large group of people
That car looks awesome!

Yeah, it's pretty goonified
Goonified by Ntro Pnguin April 25, 2009

gothified 

When someone or something has been made gothy, and therefore awesome.
Hey, your new black lace curtains and Rozz Williams poster have caused your room to be gothified.

Or.

Hey, even though usually she dresses in jeans and trashy tops, I totally gothified my sister with a black velvet skirt and a nice corset.
gothified by ophelia drowned September 12, 2005

Glorified Guitar Hero Player 

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.