No Money

"No money" is when something is so inexpensive that you cannot put a dollar amount on it. It generally happens when someone finds something on sale or clearance or finds a deal on eBay or Craigs List. "Zero money" is a synonym for "no money".

I went to Nordstrom's Rack and I bought these Prada shoes for no money.

No Money by FlorenceLegallyBrunette October 1, 2018

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There's old money and new money, and then there are people who just have no money at all! These people are what can be called "No Money"

Those Republicans and Democrats just don't understand that what's really making the town suck is that so few people have jobs here. Only the richest can afford stuff. The Old Money and New Money don't give a shit about us No Money.

no money by narrenburg January 21, 2013

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No money

No money is something that happens when you know a Jacob that likes tractors for free.

I had no money because I knew a Jacob.

No money by Chip karter September 5, 2020

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No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

No money, no honey. by Mike2468 August 26, 2013