Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt
respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of
Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "
forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a
significant other and won't have one any time in the near future -
legitimately, not just being an
annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy