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Clayt

Clayt means Clit except in one of those butch German accents, those typical women called Helga or Greta and bdy build. Although this is only a different accent a clayt is far different from a clit, see a clit is just a mound of flesh and nevrse thyhat goes hard whilst a clayt is constantly hard, has more muscles than Arnie and could knock ur grandma out from 20 yards when erect.
Helga Oh ja! Ich bin eine lesbian mit my lover Greta, oh ja she spread my poussy and leick mein clayt.
Great Ja! Ich did, und zen you commen all over meine tongue.
by Bojan May 24, 2004
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Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.
Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!
by Buns Master August 31, 2013
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clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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Caytlyn

Caytlyn is a beautiful girl who is kind to everyone. She has her kind, affectionate, and loving side. But also her quirky, crazy side that's a little insane, which is quickly your favorite thing about her. Her friends are lucky to have her as her boyfriend is the luckiest of all. Everything she does is wonderful and amazing. Caytlyn is an all around extraordinary girl.
Caytlyn is an amazing girl.
by Abi-Tude February 11, 2017
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adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.
by PatsR September 2, 2008
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Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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Clayton Bigsby

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
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