PulseMonkey 

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

PulseMonkey by Existence November 27, 2012

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

Pusmonkey 

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

Pusmonkey by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts 

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.

If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.

sonbitch pilemonkeynuts by Lakeisha Meisha October 26, 2003

Pulse Monkey 

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.

Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.

Pulse Monkey by DrDustmann July 1, 2012

pukemonkey 

One who you should not be seen out in public with, if this situation is to arise they must vomited on immediately.

i.e, Rugar is a pukemonkey, vomit on him

pukemonkey by sam94 June 2, 2008

Pudgemonkey 

An ungodly return to primal form a build typically consisting a lumby lower torso a reciding hairline normally orangutang like hair resembles a homeless man with a nocturnal sleep pattern

Man 1 "Omg is that a homeless man"
Man 2 "no that's just Evan the local pudgemonkey"

Pudgemonkey by Icehomo February 16, 2025