Captain Knots

Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.

"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"

Captain Knots by theyseemeryden January 12, 2013

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Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

Captain Knots by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010

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Captain Knots

An amazing man who is the best at League of Legends and being awesome.

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.

Captain Knots by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012

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Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

Captain Tying Knots by BMont October 29, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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