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Fundling 

Fundling is a combination of both fun and fondling.

To fundle: To touch yourself or someone in a provocative manner. The touch does not have to be with the hand, any body part counts. Fundle is like the word fondle but less creepy. For example if you were to say "I fondled myself all night," you sound like a pedophile. If I said "I fundled myself last night" it suggests that I had a really fun time.
I may go home and fundle myself tonight.

I love fundling him.
Fundling by Joan HALL October 6, 2012
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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

fuddling 

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling
Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.
fuddling by Graham Pike December 18, 2013

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

Fondling 

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)
1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"
Fondling by Elikipiki August 15, 2018
the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing
person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!

person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!

person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that
findling by ifondlezgirls July 12, 2010