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Brown Nut 

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.
1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.
Brown Nut by briantroy March 27, 2011

Brown Nut 

1) When an individual experiences brown discharge or ejaculate.

2) An exclamation of joy when something goes your way.
1) I've been experiencing some brown nut lately, I think I should talk to my doctor.

2) Person 1: Yo you see that game last night?

Person 2: Yeah man it was brown nut af!
Brown Nut by Brown Nut 69 May 3, 2017

mammoth double nut brown 

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.
I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.

Fireside Nut Brown 

The act of sharting on someone's balls.
Everything was going so smoothly, but when she took her pants off she got nervous and couldn't relax her anus. No Fireside Nut Brown for me that night.
Fireside Nut Brown by Bonerlord February 4, 2010

Nut Brown Maiden 

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.
Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack
I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts
Brown Nuts by manoman044321 July 10, 2011