PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.

Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.

PAPSMEAR by Carlo89 August 9, 2012

Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.

"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."

Papsmear by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Papsmear

A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.

Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.

Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"

Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"

*embraces*

Papsmear by T.Frank October 6, 2009

Papsmear-cola 

An ice cold pepsi.

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.

Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009

Bavarian Papsmear 

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

Bavarian Papsmear by The Bausage December 3, 2007

Bavarian Papsmear 

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

Bavarian Papsmear by klondike bar May 9, 2006

Ghetto Pap Smear 

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

Ghetto Pap Smear by D-Linquent July 27, 2011