smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

smishsmortion by plily July 31, 2012

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shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007

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Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

Smishmortion by The Shakes March 2, 2009

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Shmishshmortion

Slang term for abortion, when you really don't want to say the real thing. Perhaps in front of a prego, or your parents.

Man, was I ever relieved after I had that shmishshmortion.

Shmishshmortion by Bettie<3 June 21, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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