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Smashlist 

List of people you want to smash. Usually lengthy and divided into sections, such as 'work', 'friends', 'celebs'.
Checked out Kelly recently? She's really tidied up. I'm sticking her straight on the smashlist.
Smashlist by GorthFromBorth June 14, 2013
A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).
Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.
spachitis by Luigj September 24, 2016

Smashings 

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

smashpiss 

To consume a large quantity of alcoholic beverage (usually Beer) in a very short time.
The godfather just wants to smashpiss after winning the grand final.
smashpiss by smashpiss February 25, 2008

Smashtastic 

Awesome. Ace. Good. Fabulous in any way, shape or form. You wish it to your friends like so:
Have yourself a smashtastic day darling.
Smashtastic by ericLOVE May 6, 2009

Smashtasticate 

To absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate.

Can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you've beaten somebody in a competition such as a game or sport.
We smashtasticated them guys at football last night!
That dog got smashtasticated by that car!
I'm gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.
Smashtasticate by TheSmashtasticator November 27, 2016