mistle 

A missile made of mist. Often used in tumblr combat.

Tumblrites: We just launched a mistle into narnia!
Non-tumblr-user: What's a mistle?
Tumblrites: You wouldn't understand, you don't use tumblr.

mistle by low-k-e-y.tumblr December 16, 2011

Mistle-Hoe 

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.

Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!

Mistle-Hoe by LoriMGold January 17, 2008

mistle weenie 

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

mistle weenie by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

mistle-hoe 

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.

Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!

mistle-hoe by LoriGold January 8, 2009

Hanging the Mistle-Bro 

The act of two male friends decorating the house for the holidays, while listening to cliche Christmas music and drinking wine

It was the weekend after thanksgiving so Ryan and Chris went out and cut a Christmas tree, then brought it home and started hanging the mistle-bro

Hanging the Mistle-Bro by kjl194 December 1, 2010

Mister P 

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

Mister P by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013