mistle

A missile made of mist. Often used in tumblr combat.

Tumblrites: We just launched a mistle into narnia!
Non-tumblr-user: What's a mistle?
Tumblrites: You wouldn't understand, you don't use tumblr.

by low-k-e-y.tumblr December 16, 2011

Mistle-Hoe

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.

Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!

by LoriMGold January 17, 2008

mistle weenie

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

mistle-hoe

A person who hangs out at parties under the Mistletoe - getting as many kisses as possible.

Did you see Amanda standing under the mistletoe all night? She is such a Mistle-Hoe!

by LoriGold January 8, 2009

Hanging the Mistle-Bro

The act of two male friends decorating the house for the holidays, while listening to cliche Christmas music and drinking wine

It was the weekend after thanksgiving so Ryan and Chris went out and cut a Christmas tree, then brought it home and started hanging the mistle-bro

by kjl194 December 1, 2010