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spewbulantz 

the sound jizz makes when it hits a hard surface floor in a quiet room...
It was so quiet in the library, you could hear some spewbulantz!
spewbulantz by gobbling zapper October 13, 2003
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Spleb Bricklamented 

Getting your chest cut open. Ripping out most vital organs except one lung in case of submarine useage. Your intestines flailing behind you and riding him in the snow to draw stuff in blood
Friend 1: get the spleb bricklamented
Friend 2: Fine, can we at least use him as a submarine after
Friend 1: ugh, fine

Splewdge 

"A funnier way of saying "orgy"
"My wife was at a splewdge yesterday"
"You dumb shit"
Splewdge by LazyFatfuck69 April 20, 2021

Stlewbuf 

One of the many varieties of flying penguins found in Northern Stgebdun.
Stlewbuf by IkeM October 20, 2003
to jizz, the act of cumming, creaming.
Kid #1:"Why does your hair feel so sticky?"
Kid #2:"I was just at a party and some guy splewged on the side of my head."
Splewg by Splewgy Dinosaur October 16, 2010
The highest level of human being, only being surpassed by Jesus Christ himself. Though often described as black with locs, anyone has the aptitude to become a Splewsh. The original Splewsh, however, rules over all Splewshes. Splewsh's followers have a specific name, called "The Guch".
That man is such a damn genius.

Must be a Splewsh.
splewsh by Splewsh Wood May 20, 2018