Jalix

The Great beast, The Raper of all that is Sacred.

Jalixtical Genius Faec
Eldrad Explodes due to Jalixtical Genius
"Dude, you Just got Jalix'ed"
*Freind is Crying hopelessly*

*Jalix Kicks a penny*
*Abbadon dies and Angron takes over*

by Fayulcaek October 13, 2011

Jalix

Jalix is the best girl you will ever meet. She’s loyal, funny, goofy, kind, beautiful, etc. She’s just everything you would want in someone. She’s so caring and understanding and is so loveable. But don’t be fooled. She’s super sassy and and has the best clapbacks. She can be tough as fuck and can hurt your feelings in a second. Just don’t do her wrong. Treat her right. If you have a Jalix, claim yourself to be the luckiest guy on earth. Everyone wants a Jalix. I mean who wouldn’t.

Sean- man dude I just want a girl like Jalix

Carl- don’t worry man, me too. We’ll find somebody like her someday

Sean- nah dude she’s one of a kind , irreplaceable. Best thing you’ll ever have

Carl- realest shit ever man, but not all of us can get that lucky. Whoever does get her, God reallt blessed them. Lucky as fuck !

Sean- sweaarrrr, he better treat her right

Carl- on me

by wildcatmeow November 24, 2018

Jalix Moment

Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.

Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.

*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?

*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*

Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?

by fayulcaek January 10, 2012

jalii

A guy who has a strong emotional attachment to the song "Misery" by Maroon 5.

"Woah, that guy was dancing to "Misery", what a jalii......."

by Your favourite cousin June 1, 2014

Jalyx

Jalyx is the ship name of the YouTubers JennXpenn and ayydubs

I ship jalyx so much!

by Jalyxx January 24, 2019

Jaliyah

Jaliyah is a very beautiful girl she is amazing and sometimes mean and sassy and bossy but also is love and caring to her friends if you have Jaliyah as a bestfriend hold on to her cause she is always there for you through tough times she is a amazing bestfriend when you first meet her she may be shy and quiet but when you know her for a long time she’s outgoing and loud and crazy Jaliyah is a weird person funny sometimes nice and beautiful and MEAN you do not want to mess with her cause when you do she will become a bitch Jaliyah is popular and doesn’t care what people say if you have Jaliyah as a girlfriend keep a hold on her cause she’ll be there for you she may be shy but just be there for her and help her through stuff cause Jaliyah will

Jaliyah is so mean sometimes but she nice

by Anna-ass March 3, 2019

jalex barakarth

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth

Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013