faceguilt 

Being shamed into reposting other peoples "re-posts"

eg..I know that a lot of you "who think you're too cool" probably won't re-post this. But a very little amount of my friends will....pick your cause

Bro: Hey liked your status on animal cruelty.

Buddy: Yeah..my ex took the dog and hamster.

Bro: Whooo.. she faceguilted your status.

faceguilt by BMAC This is me ! September 27, 2011

Facefilter 

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...

I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.

Facefilter by rolo1 July 13, 2009

Face-guilt 

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.

Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.

Face-guilt by JenniferLO October 11, 2008

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.

"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."

Faceguitarwii-book by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008

Facequit 

To deactivate one's facebook account temporarily or permanently.

There are three main reasons why people facequit:

1. To again be the douche that flaunts the fact that they don't have a facebook account, because of their craving for perceived superiority over facebook users (95% of facequitting demographic)

2. They're conspiracy theorists/paranoid, i.e., they believe the government, aliens, your mom, or any combination thereof are using facebook as surveillance.

3. They've undergone an emotional time in their lives. Most likely, if they really are going through this, if they facequit, it's rather serious; if it's really not that bad, they will not facequit; rather they will use facebook for attention.

Joe: "I guess Dave doesn't have a facebook. Good for him, it's really unnecessary, frankly."

Bob: "He has one, he just facequit. He's doing it for attention and because it makes him feel superior. He'll be back on it in a few days at the latest."

Facequit by Saxrede December 30, 2011