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Facequit 

To deactivate one's facebook account temporarily or permanently.

There are three main reasons why people facequit:

1. To again be the douche that flaunts the fact that they don't have a facebook account, because of their craving for perceived superiority over facebook users (95% of facequitting demographic)

2. They're conspiracy theorists/paranoid, i.e., they believe the government, aliens, your mom, or any combination thereof are using facebook as surveillance.

3. They've undergone an emotional time in their lives. Most likely, if they really are going through this, if they facequit, it's rather serious; if it's really not that bad, they will not facequit; rather they will use facebook for attention.
Joe: "I guess Dave doesn't have a facebook. Good for him, it's really unnecessary, frankly."

Bob: "He has one, he just facequit. He's doing it for attention and because it makes him feel superior. He'll be back on it in a few days at the latest."
Facequit by Saxrede December 30, 2011
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Verb - To use or steal a quote, like, or wall post by someone else on Facebook and using it as your own in real life scenarios.
Idiot: "Hey wanna hear a joke I made up?" Guy: "Sure why not." Idiot: "A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me in kickboxing..." Guy: "Wow dude you totally facequoted that one, nice try.
Facequote by Ch33charones October 21, 2010
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Fæquité 

someone of homosexually, most commonly male, who wears red skinny jeans
and a zebra print crop top
Damn that guy looks like a Fæquité today

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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