A bear trap filled with fried chicken. It’s like a booby trap, but for those stupid ignorant porch monkeys, Set up one of these in Downtown Harlem, or in the Slums of Detroit, and you’re sure to catch yourself one fine nigger!
Father: “Son, Those Porch monkeys are back at it blasting that nigger music! Go set up the niggaboobies !”
Son: “I really hope we catch jamal this time, that is one trouble making jiggaboo, I’ll set up a niggaboobie with his name written all over it!”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.