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Steam-Beaver 

1)A very hot and stinky vagina.
2)A vagina that smells like a chili pie.
She's been working out, I won't go near that steam-beaver, I might puke on it.
Steam-Beaver by Jarbob Reimtime March 25, 2006

steamed beaver 

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.
I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.
steamed beaver by Hocobo June 11, 2015

steamy beaver 

An unusually hot vagina, often belonging to a fat chick.
I know she's ugly, but she had a mad steamy beaver!
steamy beaver by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

steaming beaver 

A word used to describe a females vagina after sex. Normally a steaming beaver occurs after a man has blown into a chick on a cold night. The excess seaman escapes the womans vagina and steams as the night air hits it thus the Steaming part of the beaver. The beaver is used to describe the vagina, as unshaved ones normally have a pubic hair consistancy that is like beaver fur.
We were having a root on the car in the snow last night i shot into her, pulled out she spewed it out and looked like a steaming beaver.
steaming beaver by steamin June 14, 2008

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea
I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

steamer beamer 

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"