Eastern Middle School 

A public school located in Eastern Middle School- a general shithole complete with cockroaches, drugs around ever corner, several violent gangs, and a gifted and talented Humanities and Communications magnet program filled with Irish royalty, Chevy chase preps and Asian math nerds.

Person 1: Oh, you went to Eastern Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.

Eastern Middle School by Hahaha.Hahaha.Hahaha June 14, 2010

eastern middle school 

a very crapy school in a crapy area. there is a cock-roach infestation and insane children, like rapists drug dealers and gang bangers. the only thing keeping the school from getting shut down by some drug association are the overly perky magnet kids. these kids are usually mentally scared by the racist slang and bullying by the time they leave.

20 year eastern middle school reunion:

magnet kid: oh, is that you? it's been years! what have you been up to? i wrote an oscar winning screenplay!
ghetto kid: oh i'm still trying to graduate 8th grade and i am a hobo with a shotgun on the side.

eastern middle school by justanothersupasmartkid June 15, 2011

Eastern Middle School 

A good school that has a few bad students that every middle school will have. They have a very good magnet program that will make a college graduate, not a loser like the other people that post about ems.

Hey, have you heard about her sister that went to eastern middle school?

Yeah, didnt she just graduate from columbia university?

Yep. Now shes going to usc in california. Thats so great.

Eastern Middle School by Ttizzle3000 August 14, 2011

Eastern Middle School 

A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.

Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!

Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?

Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.

Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,

Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)

Eastern Middle School by iWroteThisSinceiHateMrsHawe June 14, 2011

Eastern Middle School 

A school where Western kids wish they were at. Also a lot of the kids there are rich and white.

“Ever heard of Eastern middle school?”
“Yes I want to go to that white rich school pls”

Eastern Middle School by Cockledoodleeatme May 27, 2018

South eastern middle school 

A horrible middle school

SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...

“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE

South eastern middle school by someonewhohatesSESD December 11, 2019

eastern heights middle school

eastern heights middle school in Elyria Ohio that was and still is ghetto. so much drama is in that ghetto ass school I can’t name everything lmao. that school is full of pick mes, nicotine fiends, furries, white people who wanna be black, and kids who got herpes. anyways, the kids that got herpes only got it because they like hitting peoples vapes (that’s how it spread), 40% of the 8th graders got it😭😭
I’m praying for the Elyria Highschool rn because they gonna be freshman next year💀 goodluck and moral of the story is- don’t have sex at a young age yall😂

eastern heights middle school is a herpes infested middle school in Elyria Ohio.

eastern heights middle school by nicki is the queen of rap💅 November 22, 2021