precoytal

before you begin sex

"I am always precoytal"-How I Meet Your Mother.

by PaperDollKat July 2, 2011

precuntal vortex

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).

As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"

by BiggerD December 9, 2009

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.

Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

by MacGillicutty MacTavish January 15, 2021

Prectal

Being a prick and an ass at the same time.

I've never met her and she's mean to me! She's prectal.

by Izzums October 19, 2015

Preceptalusion

The illusion that is given by the deception of the ones observing and making false statements of the perceived. Your vision is what I make it . True vision is what I want you to see. your knowledge is a lacking of what is really the truth in becoming.

Your preceptalusion is at my expense because you give me excitement and knowledge to know how you’re supposed to be focused on observation and determination. I’m determined to see how fake people will go to try to twist and manipulate a situation yet living within a lie of there own self

by Underestimated June 4, 2019

precuntal fortex

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.

Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.

by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020

prenostalgia

The feeling when you're doing something and realize that you will look back at this moment with nostalgia.

Bro: Man, I'm having such a good time right now, I don't wanna leave this. This is gonna be a memory one day.
You: Hey man, no prenostalgia. Live in the moment.

by Cantfindlemon October 17, 2025