scivalitus

A disease where do not have "energy" to come into school or work.
VERY contagious.

"Where's burger today?"
"She's got scivalitus."
"Oh"

scivalitus by GirlSkater April 1, 2004

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scivalitus

fuk u i aint got it i was ill for once!!!
if any one has it its toni!!!!

has she actually done a full week at school this year??!!!
she gona have social services donwn her house soon!!!

scivalitus by burger April 2, 2004

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scivalitus • Skivalitis

Skivalitis

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.

"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"

Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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