Shit Mist 

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

Shit Mist by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

shit mist 

When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.

Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.

shit mist by mark c73 January 22, 2008

shit mist 

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

shit mist by Trony420 August 21, 2017

Shit Mist 

A fart that is so overwhelmingly pungent it makes the air dense with stench particles.

person 1: "Did you fart?" person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "I think i need a gas mask, i could cut the air like cake!!!"
person 2: "Ha ha ha... shit mist!"

Shit Mist by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

Shit Mister 

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.

Shit Mister by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008

shit-misted 

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

shit-misted by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010