Hasbend 

your ex husband !!!

someone who is not your husband anymore .. he is now your hasbend

Hasbend by sexyscorpiochik June 18, 2011

hasbeend 

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

hasband 

a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"

Jane: hey! how's jim?

Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!

hasband by Rebecca, Michele & Michelle June 1, 2006

Hasband 

Boyband on reunion tour OR group Frankensteined t
together with members from various boybands

When Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block went on tour as NKOTBSB, they turned two formerly popular boybands into one giant hasband.

Hasband by wbrucew December 11, 2011

hasbeendry 

The life of a person who is past his prime.

The ex-jock has been trying to cope with his hasbeendry.

hasbeendry by Hymenite September 10, 2019

hashendri 

A big loser. Very funny when drunk almost surpasses a clown. Extremely gullible and believes the most obvious and random lies. Someone who also falls and slips often needs to take care of herself.

Hashendri is such a loser.

hashendri by Madhavee November 21, 2021

kaeya_hasbund_ 

VERY COOL TT MOOT THAT PLAYS GENSHIN AND IS A HUMAN

ugh i’m so jealous of kaeya_hasbund_
why cus you’re jealous of his relationship with kaeya?😹😹

kaeya_hasbund_ by someoneiguesslol January 3, 2022