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restraint-watching 

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.
"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
restraint-watching by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

Restraint Chair 

A chair with restraints used to restrain someone
Lane McCotter was serving as the director of the Utah State Prison system on the day that Valent was put in a restraint chair
Restraint Chair by JGS Studios February 9, 2023

Chedda Restraint 

When you straddle your girl, hold her shoulders and hands down with your knees, and smack the bitch in her face with your penis.
Bro: Hey Cheddabob, whats up with that mushroom mark on brittanys face?

Cheddabob: That bitch got outta line so I had to pull a Chedda Restraint on that ho!

hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.
Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing
dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.
self restraint by trent's dick January 23, 2011

Selfie-restraint 

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.
Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
Selfie-restraint by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013