Turd Jerk 

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

Turd Jerk by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

jerk turd 

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

jerk turd by JBu September 16, 2005

Jerk turd 

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.

Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.

Jerk turd by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 12, 2009

Jerk Turd Fuck Head 

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin 

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

turd jerker 

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

turd jerker by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

Turd Jerker 

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

Turd Jerker by Hurley74 February 26, 2021