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Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015
Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.
"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"
Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."
Fan-fiction that is cute or adorable. Makes you want to squeeze something because of how cute the scene is. Just overall adorableness between people.
That scene where he was nervous to hold her hand and was worried all about it, then she took his hand..... Just so much fluff, I can't handle it.

fluffaluffa 

Word used by girls to describe their obnoxious dogs.. one's who have been stuffed with way too much Purina over the course of their hoover-like existence.
Girl: "Awwww.. Shmoo shmoo! Who's my little fluffaluffa?"

Fat Dog: "Woof."
fluffaluffa by haterade24 October 20, 2010