Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.
“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"