Skip to main content

Jurastic

Share definition
gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing
The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure
by J. Sal big fish, Van Remy March 4, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Jurastic mug.

Jurastic

Share definition
The story took a Jurastic turn.
by biteme123 June 3, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Jurastic mug.

Jurastic

Share definition
Drastic with ✨ flavour
They won’t wear their masks unless it gets jurastic
by Lilaea January 25, 2022
Flag
mugGet the Jurastic mug.

Jurassic Prick

Share definition
I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
by murribunda December 27, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Jurassic Prick mug.
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Jurassic Dork mug.

Jurassic Park

Share definition
A great peice of Cinematic magic,
by Rob T September 15, 2003
Flag
mugGet the Jurassic Park mug.

Jurassic Park Syndrome

Share definition
The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Jurassic Park Syndrome mug.