A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

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Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

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Myanna

The Most beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this earth, not only is she stunning but never needs any other cosmetics to make her gorgeous. She is undoubtedly the most down to earth woman known to exist throughout any universe. Any man lucky enough to find a MYANNA should wife her up as soon as he got the chance. Everyone doesn't only just want to be her, but have her as well Male or Female. She turns women lesbian and men straight. This woman is probably a goddess given her amazing looks, body, and persona. Needless to say she is one amazing woman that can only be found by a select few that are lucky enough to even let her name roll through their mouths.

"Guys holy shit I think that is Myanna over there, please tell her i said hi she is gorgeous."

Myanna by OMGMicheal May 17, 2018

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Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

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