1) being old enough to know
better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous
drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously
small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.
The VanderRocker defense proved
worthless in court, but he did manage to
play with the stenographer's boobs during the
lunch hour.