An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary
power comes from his stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic
musk, and
devil-may-carejoy de vivre.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with
little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when
vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to
run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.