(n) A male version of the dreaded "bikini-spider." These unfortunate social-faux-paus are caused by a total lack of twigs-and-berries grooming. Also known as "out of control" male bush, brusters should never be sported in front of your boys or potential ladies.
Dude, I am never sharing a locker with Mike again...we are changing for a quick game of lacrosse at the club, and I fuckin have to look at his brusters for 4 minutes. They even show through his gay shorts. Fuck that guy.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.