Hatfag 

Someone, usually male, who finds it necessary to always wear a hat. Whether it be the same hat, or an entire collection, a hat must be worn for every occasion to be considered Hatfag.

See Also: Faghat

I was waiting in my car for Carlos for ten minutes, and when he finally came out, he realized he had forgotten his hat, and took another five minutes looking for it. Carlos is a big time hatfag.

Hatfag by Notta Hatfag April 4, 2011

hatface 

Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.

Shutup bitch, you've got a fuckin hatface. Move from me.

hatface by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006

hattage 

A word used to describe the quality of ones hat

man that is some serious hattage

hattage by theallseeingi December 29, 2006

hagfag 

1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay

My Hagfag and me are going to go shopping.

hagfag by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

Hatage a trois by Madfat April 20, 2009

hateage 

one persons hate towards another person's ideas

"dont try to cover up your hateage towards my cool shoes!"

hateage by Deanna November 7, 2004

hatfight 

A fight or conflict of any kind that is primarily fought with hats

Unbeknowst to most World War II was a hatfight fought over 23 years in Australia

hatfight by Cian Fallon August 31, 2008