businessman 

criminal

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".

businessman by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

businessman 

A person who leeches off the talents/skills of other people to make a living.

businessman says "We can double the work and pay person X 1/3 more money."

businessman by phphacker March 12, 2011

Businessman 

N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.

Ronald McDonald is a very successful businessman

Businessman by Mokonamon July 20, 2008

businessman 

A guy who thinks he's cool, because he bought some junk for a few coins less than the normal price. In fact, he is a greedy loser.

-hey, I heard Bavo bought a Playstation 2 for $50 in case of $49.99!

-Wow! He's a real businessman!

businessman by Robbie_owns_you January 29, 2008

businessman 

A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.

Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.

businessman by Dilbert October 21, 2004

businessman's trip 

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.

Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!

businessman's trip by dan May 15, 2004

businessman's trip 

Another name for the drug DMT (dimethyltryptamine), an extreme psychedelic tryptamine. It is a crystalline solid at room temperature and can be smoked, injected or taken orally with an MAOI. It gives you an extreme high but only lasts for about an hour, hence the nickname.

Professor Alan Watts described the effects of DMT as "Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."

"I had some businessman's trip earlier today."
"Yeah? Why aren't you still rolling?"
"It only lasts an hour dude."

businessman's trip by Meredith Engel December 8, 2007