silent sex

what married people do when they're too cheap to get a second hotel room, and have to have sex with two sleeping 7 year olds in the next bed. Usually accompanied by silent shushing faces, muffled giggles and careful movements so as not to make the bed creak. Culminates in silent grimaces during climax.

Stan and Diane got a great hotel in Maui for their 10th anniversary, but ending up having to have silent sex, since it was too pricey to get a second room for the twins

silent sex by Veranda Collingwood February 26, 2011

Silent Submarine Sex

The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.

Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
or
Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.

Silent Submarine Sex by Jordo.. March 16, 2006

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silent movie sex

When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud

Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake

silent movie sex by MsMiraya February 21, 2018

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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